Is the wooden sound you, or the desk?



teacupwarrior:

Imagine that at the end of Dumbledore’s speech at the beginning of the year, he asks if there are any questions, and one first year muggleborn kid raises his hand, whips out a smart phone and asks for the wifi password.

And then Dumbledore just casually says “Sherbet lemon, with a capital S”, and commences the feast like it’s no big deal while the non-muggleborns think WIFI is some sort of secret society.


baka-its-not-like-i-really:

i hope everyone is ready for some FOOBAW



jakemalik:

ridge:

i want to ask why but im not

i’m so angry because if I show this to my friends who don’t have tumblr, guaranteed they’re not going to laugh at all, yet i’m here laughing like an idiot at this damn video


spaceprincess-nyssa:

nyssa/tegan pushing daisies au 


pheofix:

killbenedictcumberbatch:

i scrolled past this and then i went back up and played it and the sound was off for whatever reason but i listened to it and i’m really glad i did

you have to click the sound button

click it


A Short Poem About Hockey

sasssytuukka:

camo-zamboni:

massholehackey:

hatrickaner:

goaliesticks:

Where the fuck
Is the puck

There’s also:
What the fuck
Shoot the puck

pass the puck
you dumb fucks

Now who the fuck
Has the puck

I had the puck
You dumb fuck


vortisaurus:

toughtink:

image

you’re welcome, bbc

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11thdoctr:

danny pink

  • is rlly bad with ladies
  • is a huge nerd
  • is really hot
  • has bambi eyes
  • has a deep voice

idk bout u but i approve


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